One of the most exciting dates of the year today…for about an hour until you realise, it’s still a normal day at work, the weather is just dull as usual. The only thing is, it’s the first day of the year that it’s socially acceptable to have a proper chocolate sweet for breakfast.

But, anyway, what have we got today…

Day 1 of Advent

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Today’s gag of the day:
Q. What happened to the guy who shoplifted a calendar at Christmas?
A. He got 12 months.

Phrase of the day:
Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Winter Season
Tomorrow, I’m going to start discussing the weather as today is the day when lots of seasonal forecasts arrive too. That’s because today is the start of the meteorological Winter season.

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If you’re a cold weather fan…December is looking gooooooood!